The Town Scapegoat

I put on my helmet
And elbow pads
And reflective vest
And puffy pants
To protect my nads
And my nifty spiffy fencing mask
I put on 20 sweaters
And 15 pairs of socks
Then I took my morning stroll
Around the neighborhood block
All the people stopped and talked
And laughed and pointed
And sneered and mocked
The men flicked boogers
And the kids threw rocks
And on and on and on I walked...
When the whole town hates you the worst
It's always always safety first!