I'm opening a movie theater, who wants to come? For the grand opening I'm showing a double feature of Citizen Kane and Deepthroat. Before the movies there's going to be lots of cartoons, mostly pre-code Betty Boop and the banned Looney Tunes shorts. Maybe some weird foreign cartoons too. In between the movies there will be short films shown, mostly of the homemade variety. I'll show your movie too if you want! I'll screen anything!
It's all free too, free movies and free beer. It's a beautiful theater too, I had an old depression era theater that was going to be torn down airlifted to safety. There's a secret bootleggers room in the back! Free eighty year old moonshine for everyone!
Of course it's on my own private island and only a select few get to come, but you guys seem nice so I'll pick you up in my private jet.
What do ya say?
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Have you ever really seen Deep Throat? How was it?
Heh, actually I haven't seen it although I've read a lot about it. If I could find an online rental service that would carry adult films that wasn't too shaky looking, I'd rent it. And Behind the Green Door, and all of the Debbie Does Dallas movies, and the Johnny Wadd series. There's a surprising amount of 1970s porn that I want to see actually. Not to get off to, just because it's a section of my film experience that's entirely blank.
It looks like Greencine has a section for Adult films! I'll have to try the service and see if it's any better then Netflix. Porn in the Mainstream may have some actual porn reviews up soon!
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