You have come to the Forest Bay Maximum security prison to interview one of the world's most famous serial killers, John Greenwood, given the death penalty for killing over 40 people in the space of a year, suspected of killing more.
You are sitting in an uncomfortable chair with your bulky recorder on the counter in front of you. Opposite you, on the other side of a thick pane of bulletproof glass, sits your interviewee, a man of about 40, bald with piercing blue eyes. A large scar runs down his left cheek.
Your hands shake and you know he knows that you are scared.
What do you ask him?
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well first of all I'd tell him that, although I'm impressed, would he please pull his pants up! ("A large scar runs down his left cheek.")
Q1: Have you dropped the soap in the shower yet?
Q2: Who do you prefer? Warner's or Disney?
Q3: What's your favourite dinosaur?
Q4: Where's the beef?
Q5: What if your last meal got mixed up by the delivery men and you ended up with a plate full of live worms, would you eat it anyway or try to make an escape mechanism out of them?
Q6: Do Prison Underpants chaffe badly?
Q7: Do you still get "cheese" between you toes wearing those awfully uncomfortable prison shoes?
Q8: Do you like Radiohead? To me it seems yo either love them or hate them, do you get that feeling too?
If yes: What's your favourite song by them?
If no: What's your favourite song by them? Well, make one up. THAT'S NOT A RADIOHEAD SONG!
Q9: WHat's the speed of light?
Q10: Do you like Chinese food?
I'd ask as many as I could as fast as I could.
He'd probably be banging his head on the table after a few seconds...
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