Who Gives a Fuck?

I'm back finally! Did you miss me? Eh, probably not. This is a parody of Alan Jackson's Livin' on Love. I wanted to be as vicious and cynical as possible to counteract the wholesome glurginess of the original song. Enjoy!

Two young people they like to screw
He knocked her up, what will they do?
I guess it all depends on your point of view
But who gives a fuck?

A trailer house, with a screen door
Roaches crawling on the floor
The kids are screaming he can't take anymore
Who gives a fuck?

Who gives a fuck? It's all a big lie
We're all breathin' air, livin' on borrowed time
You're born you grow old and you die
Who gives a fuck?
It's a crock of shit, that's what you're thinkin'
So let's go down to the bar and start drinkin'
And pretty soon we'll both be fucked up
So Who gives a fuck?

Two old people they should be dead
Whens the last time she gave him head?
They just scream at each other instead
Who gives a fuck?
He can't pee anymore
He thinks that she's a goddamn bore
But they'll only live a few years more
So who gives a fuck?

Who gives a fuck? It's all a big lie
We're all breathin' air, livin' on borrowed time
You're born you grow old and you die
Who gives a fuck?
It's a crock of shit, that's what you're thinkin'
So let's go down to the bar and start drinkin'
And pretty soon we'll both be fucked up
So Who gives a fuck?
Yeah, let's drink till we pass out and throw up
Who gives a fuck?