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Once up time in the land of ______ there lived a poor _______ by the name of Bargengoogle. He lived in a small __________ by a ________ and was very happy. One day the king of this great land called upon all of its citizens to attend a party at his castle where they would __________ all the _________ in gratitude for all the great things they had done for the kingdom. Bargengoogle was so happy that he _________ his _________ with glee. He dropped his plow, put on his best peasant covering and made his way to the party.
Along the way he met a stinky old hermit by the name of Forgorban the old and stinky. Forgorban pointed an ominous finger in Bargengoogle's nose and warned him not to go the party for there he would _________ and be forced to __________ till his ________ fell out his ___________. Bargengoogle laughed at the old man and told him to run along and _________ with his ___________. Then he continued on his way to the castle.
When he got there the party was already in full swing. All the lords and ladies were already ___________ their ___________ and ____________ the king as he sat on his mighty throne. Bargengoogle had never seen such fun and merriment since he was but a poor peasant farmer. He went to the food table and grabbed a turkey leg chewing it noisily. Suddenly the music stopped. Everyone turned and looked at Bargengoogle. The king __________ and ___________ and ___________ as he ran over and pulled the leg out of the poor man's mouth.
"You stupid fool!" That turkey was for _____________! How are we going to _________ it now? Get out! Leave this land and never return!"
Bargengoogle ran out of the castle crying his poor little eyes out. Before he left for the great wastlelands beyond he vowed to _________ the king in his __________ and ___________ his daughter too. And he did too. But that is a story for another time....

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