A Lurve Poem of Sorts

Imagine this being sung by a cheesy early 90s soul balladeer

(Piano intro)
Baby, I love you
You know that I do
But the world is pulling us apart
And there's not much I can do
Just yesterday the sun exploded
And everybody died
But we're super robots
So we both survived
But the atmosphere is gone
And with no gravity
Its hard for me to hold on
Oh, I'll meet you
On the south side of the moon

(Electric guitars kick in)
On the south side of the moon
I will be there soon
Just as soon as my rocket boosters
Repair themselves
I'll be right next to you
(Female background vocals: Oooh oooh ooh)
Baby I know
That it's cold
And the galaxy is spiraling out of control
So just hold
Just hold
Oh baby baby just hold on to me
And we'll make robot love
While the black hole sucks us in
into infinity

(Back to just tinkly piano)
Oh baby baby baby
I'll be with you....
As soon as I can find my legs
And my arms
And the the other half of my torso
I'll meet you...
On the south side of the moon

Will You be My Yoko?

Will you be my Yoko?
I can be your John
We'll have our own bed-in
We'll have so much fun
Eating chocolate cake
In our bags till dawn
Will you be my Yoko?
And can I be your John?

Will you be my Yoko?
Can I be your walrus too?
I will write you pretty songs
Just because I love you
and I will stay right by your side
When your baby is due
If you will be my Yoko
Then I will be your walrus too

Will you be my Yoko?
And can I be your John?
You'll be my inspiration
When the rest of The Beatles are gone
I won't care what those fools will say
Because our love will still be true...
And I will sing you pretty songs
Just because I love you
If you will be my Yoko,
Then I will love you true.

Song for Bad Little Children

Shootin' at birds on the telephone wires
Nothin' wrong with my head
Breakin' stuff and settin' it on fire
Nothin' wrong with my head

I spit right in teacher's face
He called me a damn disgrace
I'm not bad I'm just misunderstood
If I'd been raised better
Than I'd be good
There's nothin' wrong with my head

Put some sugar in Mommy's gas tank
Nothin' wrong with my head
Left some meat in the sun until it stank
Nothin' wrong with my head
Gave it to the dog to eat
Then he puked all over our car's front seat
Nothin' wrong with my head

Mommy took me to see a shrink
She asked him, please what did he think?
I punched him right in his stupid face
Then I Kicked and screamed all over the place
The doctor says it's not my fault
It's ADD thats it, thats all
There's Nothin' wrong with my head

I burned down the grocery store
Nothin' wrong with my head
Now I don't have to go there no more
Nothin' wrong with my head
I can't go to jail
Cause I'm too young
Might as well have lots of fun
Nothin' wrong with my
Nothin' wrong with my
Nothin' wrong with my head

For You Blue

I got drunk
And I fell down
Smacked my head on frozen ground
I opened my eyes
And what did I see?
A blue fuzzy Fizzlelump
Staring back at me
He smiled and his doober bobbed
I sat up and he gave me a hug
Then we ran and laughed and played
In the magical land of Greedelay
We ran up the hills of Frugalbree
And said hello to its purple polka dotted bees
In the court of Calay I met the king
And kissed the princess on a swing
Then I saved her from a horrible scaly Grue
That had taken her to make a stew
I punched him hard in his evil eye
And he flew away into the sky
Then we all swam awhile in the lake of Glast
When a hand came down and grabbed me fast
It pulled me up and I waved goodbye
My poor little princess started to cry
The Fizzlelump hugged her tight
As my vision faded to night
I awoke in my hospital bed
With a pounding hammer in my head
I cried alone for my friends so far away
In the magical land of Greedelay