Girlbot MS Paint Comic

I used Diana Nock's Build-a-Bot Worksheet to make a comic!



See if you can make one that's funnier than my lame attempt!

Smoke Up Johnny!

A response of sorts to Allen Ginsburg.

Doctors used to tell us
That smoking was alright
So we puffed and pulled our cigaretts
Morning noon and night
We smoked in doctors offices
In planes and in schools
All our movies stars assured us
That smoking was so cool

But now they try to tell us
That it's bad for you
You'll get cancer by inhaling
A measly random fumes
You can only smoke in certain places
Far away from healthy lungs
If you say you smoke you get looked at
Like a pedo leper bum

So I say...
Stick it to the man
By smoking all you can
It puts hair on your chest
And makes you a real man
All the ladies love
When you puff those cancer sticks
All their panties drop right down
They'll give it to you quick
If some whiney bastard
Says you need to die
Just take your lovely cigarette
And put it out in his eye

Smoke as many as you can
Before the cancer hits
Ah hell, I don't smoke at all
I just hate those whiney shits!

Actually I do smoke the occasional ceegar, they look cooler than cigarettes and piss people off just as much. Plus, they're yummy!

Sorry...

I apologize for not posting more. I am currently working on getting out of the military and back home and eventually to school and a job, so my brain has been elsewhere. I promise to post up lots of stuff in about a month when I have some free time.

Peace and thanks to all my readers. You guys rock!

Academy Award Nominated Animated Shorts - 1932

Here starts a new series of posts looking at all of the academy award nominated short animated films from 1932 to now. (The one's I can find anyways) Enjoy!

Mickey's Orphans (Disney)
I love how Mickey and Minnie just kind of stand around and smile while their house gets completely destroyed!

It's Got Me Again! (Warner Bros.)
The Warners nabbed their first ever Oscar nomination for an animated short by totally ripping Disney off!
Am I the only one that feels bad for that poor cat? He just wanted something to eat!

Winner: Flowers and Trees (Disney)
I have this strange idea that this only won because it was in color...maybe not. It is an impressive looking cartoon. I'm not too fond of these "prestige" cartoons though. Yeah they look good, but they're boring! I like my cartoons to be violent and weird, goshdarnit!

Thoughts?

Ask a Serial Killer

You have come to the Forest Bay Maximum security prison to interview one of the world's most famous serial killers, John Greenwood, given the death penalty for killing over 40 people in the space of a year, suspected of killing more.
You are sitting in an uncomfortable chair with your bulky recorder on the counter in front of you. Opposite you, on the other side of a thick pane of bulletproof glass, sits your interviewee, a man of about 40, bald with piercing blue eyes. A large scar runs down his left cheek.
Your hands shake and you know he knows that you are scared.

What do you ask him?

Put your questions in the comments section!

Lovecraft Drawing Winner

Justin of MISSLE AN(e)US wins this one by default since he was the only one to send an entry in.

Even though it was the only entry, it's still a pretty sweet sketch:



Justin wins a shiny new copy of Lovecraft Tales from The Library of America. If any of you want to try for second place send entries to: youngmancane_13@hotmail.com
Oh and Justin, send me your address!

I may try this again sometime next month if I can get more people to participate.

In the Basement

Baby I love you
But there's something you don't know
I want you to hear me clear
So I'll try and say it slow
This might take a bit of explaining
But I hope you'll understand
That you'll still love me
When I'm done
And let me be your man...

My mothers in the basement
She's dead but not quite
She groans and moans
So loudly
That I can't sleep at night
You see, a monkey bit her
And then she stepped on it's head
She died but then she rose up
And now she's undead
I don't have the heart to kill her
So I keep her tranquilized...
But I love you more than her
Can't you see it in my eyes

I need you to take my hand
And we'll kill her by ourselves
Oh I forgot to tell you
There's a few more down there as well
The priest he died how he lived
Kicking ass and taking names
But now he is a zombie
It's a low down goddamn shame
Oh yeah and there's a gang of greasers
In bits and pieces now
Even though they're dangerous
We'll destroy them all somehow
I almost forgot the baby
Born of an undead womb
We'll kill them all together
Our love will see us through...

Hey babe where are you going?
I can't do this by alone!
Can I at least have your number?
We'll talk later on the phone
Babe please stop running!
You know me, I'm perfectly sane!
We'll make these zombies into soup
And then fuck away the pain