Tuesday, September 22, 2009

America, America, this is you...

"Imma go down to the Wally-mart and pick up sum o dat mac and cheese what come in da yeller box."

"Nah, I'll go. You stay here and tell me what happens on Judge Judy when I gets back. I needs me some pads and some oil for the Ford, and you'll get the wrong ones a both.

"If you gonna go a drivin', pick me up some food what from da Burger King..."

"You want more food woman? You just ate an entire Kentucky Fried families meal! I ain't made a money!"

"If you wants to get all up in mah coochy tonight, you betta do what I says! And come back quick. I'm hungry!"

"I'll take the Corvette..."

4 comments:

Katie said...

HAHAHA

This blog is funny...the woman at the top looks like sexy Diseasoid...

Kurdt said...

Thanks Katie!

I pulled these pictures from http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Or as I like to call it: "The best collection of mullets on the Internet."

Ian Andersen said...

I spent an hour and half browsing through that site on Sunday. I always think about taking a notebook there to sketch, but I'm afraid one of these monsters will catch me and I'll be locked in a basement and tortured, and they'll continually buzz the top of my head but never trim the hair in the back.

John-Michael Morgan said...

So much like us...barely.