Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Random Things I Wrote in my Notebook at Work Today

If time is measured by the earth's rotation around the sun, how would we measure time in space if we lost contact with earth? Would time become irrelevant?

"There is no spoon" backwards is "noops on si ereht."

DIRTY LIMERICK COMING UP (DON'T READ IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO SUCH THINGS!!!!)

There once was a man named Rick
Who had huge bumps on his dick
They were of such a size
The men averted their eyes
But the ladies ran to him quick!

What is the farthest galaxy that man has been able to see?
According to the Internet it is Abell 1835 IR1916 which is about 31 billion light years away.

Nother poem (non-dirty this time):

Dylan wrote of Heaven's door
Zeppelin wrote of it's stairs
But the best bands have said
It's more fun to be dead
When all of your friends are there

One bad apple can make the whole bunch a hell of a lot more fun.

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