First of all, watch the little cartoon here: http://www.oohbitey.com/main.html
I was going to write a poem about a drunk Santa but Mr. Phillips has done a much better job than I could ever do.
Oh well, maybe I'll think of a good warped Christmas poem tomorrow. I'll go and listen to Fairy Tale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl again for inspiration. If you haven't heard this song yet then something is missing from your life. Namely, a song about two drunks insulting and throwing curses at each other on Christmas Eve. Here it is. Best. Christmas. Song. Ever.
Merry Freakin' Christmas!