I stole this from the Internet. I read some forum thread awhile ago with this idea but I forgot about it till today, when it just popped back into my head for some reason. (CYOF up tomorrow!)
A thick meaty steak. Kind of hard to swallow sometimes but still tasty. Despite flavor changes over the years it was still pretty good till the cooks came out with a new version that didn't even look or taste like meat. We're not sure what it was but we sure didn't want to eat it. They tried to go back to the original recipe but now it just tastes old and musty.
Made by one of the original cooks of The Metallica Steak. Not as meaty or memorable, though some people like it better. Sort of has a bitter taste to it.
When you order this the waiter kicks you in the head and throws you around the restaurant before slamming your face into a wall and pitching you out the door. Wether you come back for more or not will be a matter of personal taste.
A breakfast meal of plain pancakes with a glass of water on the side. It sort of tastes good at first, but the more you eat it the more the blandness of it overtakes you and you have to stop. The waiter, however, keeps insisting it's great. Don't listen to him.
New Kids on the Block
Some kind of weird sugary substance. Hard to eat but the kids seemed to dig it. It was discontinued but was brought back many years later. Unfortunately it was the same food but now it was all moldy and gross. Order at your own risk.
When you order this a man in a suit climbs up onto your table and takes a dump on your kid's plate. He then tells them that its the best food in the world. To your disgust your kid eats it up and demands more. You don't have the heart to tell them that they're eating shit and hope someday they'll realize it for themselves.
A bloody severed cow's head with dead eyes that stare into your soul. Just as repulsive as the Miley Cyrus, your kids will eat it up with the same amount of zeal while you weep for humanity.
A plate of meat and potatoes. Basic, but the best meat and potatoes you'll ever eat.
Meat and Potatoes again, but with an order of hash brownies for dessert. Eat it up quick before the government takes it away!
A plate of broken glass covered in a thin layer of regurgitated cheese. Do not order this.